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Chapter 5: We're Plugged Back in? "Graaaah!" Ralph growled as he tossed a chunk of Rallen's house at the ever-swarming crowd of Orks. Ever since Ralph had accidentally wrecked a hole in Rallen's house, he had just been tearing it bit by bit and throwing it at the creatures to try and slow them down. Rallen winced as another piece of his beautiful shelter was torn apart. Ironically, it was for their own protection. The piece toppled over the entire crowd of the Orks causing them to disintegrate in place. Ralph grabbed another chunk and prepared to chuck it as the Orks quickly respawned back into position. "They keep respawning Ralph, this re

Chapter 4: I Can Fix It! "Oh NOOOO!" Screamed Mary, causing every Nicelander and video-game character to turn around and witness the horror that was a broken Cocktail glass. "Stand back Mary, this is a job for a professional!" Felix said cheerfully. He pulled his trusty hammer out from his toolbelt and swung it a few times, causing the glass to reform perfectly without a scratch. "Thank you Felix!" Mary sighed thankfully, reaching down to pick up her glass. Felix raised a finger to shush her, then swung his hammer at the drink that was spilled over the floor. It poofed back into her glass, along with a cubic olive. "Give it up for Fix-It

Chapter 3: Endless Tales XVI Wreck-It Ralph was absolutely flabbergasted. He had seen the deliciously colorful and picturesque world of Sugar Rush. He had cowered in fear through the dark and gritty atmosphere of Hero's Duty. He'd even taken a moment or two to stare at the randomly generating trees that surrounded Niceland. Had he ever seen something so vast, so realistic, that he may as well be taking a step through the human world? Absolutely not! The world before Ralph was littered with lush, green rolling hills and medival looking villages. As the train began to slow down, Ralph even noticed that the grass that was covering the entrance

Chapter 2: Game Central Confusion The gloriously painted arches of Game Central Station began to come into view as the Pac-Monorail came closer to it's stop. Ralph let out a little groan and covered his face with his hands as he saw a Surge Protector stand before the exit. The train stopped and Ralph hoisted his disproportionately large body off of it and lumbered over to his personal nemesis. "Name?" The Surge Protector asked. Per usual, he didn't even bother to look up from his notepad. "Ima Idiot." Ralph deadpanned. "And where are you coming from Ms. Idiot?" The protector asked, scribbling something down onto his pad. "Metal Slug. I m

Chapter 1: For 31 Years I've Been Doing This... "Hello, my name is Ganondorf." "Hi Ganondorf!" Nervously, the king of the Gerudo scratched his neck and let out a fake cough. "I've never really been given a chance to act as myself... ever, actually. You don't know how thankful I am that that kid left his 3DS here with the WIFI turned on." Ganon admitted sheepishly, slinging his arms over his knees to let prevent his heavy armor from causing his entire body to fall over. "This is fantastic, it is an absolute pleasure to have you here. I'd like to point out again, hello! My name is Wreck-It Ralph." The famous bad-guy of Fix-It Felix Jr. hap